If there’s one atrocity, embarrassing and un-fashionable thing a girl can do to herself- is wear skate shoes in public. I really don’t care if you’re a punk kid, if you’re “scene” or if you’re just trashy. Skater shoes will never look good. They never will! The only time they possibly could have was, what- 8 years ago? When Avril Lavigne made them popular? But even then, people were wondering why this was a fad. Now she’s past her prime and still wearing them like her sh*t don’t stink.

So ladies, if you want to fashion-bomb-kamakaze yourself in public and look utterly disgusting, as if  you floated from 16-and-pregnant, then go ahead and wear skater shoes. But there’s no saying I won’t projectile vomit all over you- but mostly over them. Go to Aldo, Spring, Feet First, or even Payless! Go get yourself some great shoes that are in fashion and that will last a lifetime. You’ll look fantastic, you won’t have me ranting about your shoes ever again- and you’ll even get a compliment or two from someone!

So please. Save my corneas from melting out of my skull. Drop the skater-11 year old kid-shoes, stop shopping at Wal-Mart and have fun with your shoes this season! There’s so many fashionable shoes this season to match any of your outfits! Trust me.